A glimpse of my world… About me: My name is Malyn, but everyone calls me May. I’m a self proclaimed princess of my own world. I also like to describe myself as Nerdy Chic! (What!?) I’m likable and loveable at times, but I can also be goofy and irritating. This site serves as a window for most to look into my life and what I find interesting, beautiful, funny and informational. (I knoooww!) email me sometime at: nursemay78@gmail.com follow me on twitter at: MisstressMayTumblr (3.0; @misstressmay)http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz7wlYjsY1qzmkczo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://limeflavored.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">limeflavored</a>)</p> <p>Have you been naughty or nice?</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/265109032http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/265109032Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0800Ninja Santa!Christmas is upon us!<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rYe-cT1KP2I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rYe-cT1KP2I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>There is no other way to start the holidays but with Brit Brit and Ellen!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/264860363http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/264860363Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:00:00 -0800videoholidays<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9w18ZGJ91qzkrfxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justinrampage.tumblr.com/post/247594718/it-looks-as-if-eric-ruth-games-is-going-to-be" target="_blank">justinrampage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It looks as if <a href="http://sites.google.com/site/ericdavidruth/" target="_blank"><b>Eric Ruth Games</b></a> is going to be releasing an retro <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lFkXFqHc9E&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank"><i>Nintendo version of Left 4 Dead</i></a> on the PC soon. Check out the video below for a preview.</p> <p>Via: <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/retro-left-4-dead-cci" target="_blank"><b>BuzzFeed.com</b></a></p> <p> <object height="380" width="500" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/-lFkXFqHc9E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-lFkXFqHc9E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></object> </p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248588122http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248588122Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:48:08 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9x0jsM4j1qzkrfxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justinrampage.tumblr.com/post/247614600/darth-vader-sensor-bar-holder-at-amazon-com-for" target="_blank">justinrampage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002RCVNC8?ie=UTF8&tag=theawes-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002RCVNC8" target="_blank"><i>Darth Vader Sensor Bar Holder</i></a> at <b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002RCVNC8?ie=UTF8&tag=theawes-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002RCVNC8" target="_blank">Amazon.com</a></b> for $33.70! Excellent!</p> </blockquote> <p>AWESOME!! This would go perfect with a black Wii that I still need to get!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248587731http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248587731Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:47:38 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9wn9FAmj1qz8yy5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danielholter.tumblr.com/post/247656233/angelina-jolies-face-spurs-massive-internet" target="_blank">danielholter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/5406850/angelina-jolies-face-spurs-massive-internet-dialouge" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie’s Face Spurs Massive Internet Dialouge - Gawker</a></p> <p><i>“Who is Salt?  I don’t know.  Who is Pepper?  Who is Cinnamon?  Maybe it’s just the worst stripper name of all-time.  I don’t know and I think they should just use my tagline, ‘Angelina Jolie Looks Hot and Beats People Up.’”</i></p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248586294http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248586294Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:45:55 -0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktb46yHW6r1qzkrfxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justinrampage.tumblr.com/post/248439209/give-the-right-message-this-holiday-season-get-a" target="_blank">justinrampage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Give the right message this Holiday season! Get a set of Valve Holiday Cards to send out to your “gaming” loved ones. Each set comes with 10 Holiday cards, 10 small envelopes and one large envelope. All for $15.95!</p> <p>Collections: (<a href="http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_L4D2-HolidayCards.html" target="_blank"><b>Left 4 Dead 2</b></a>) (<a href="http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_L4D-HolidayCards.html" target="_blank"><b>Left 4 Dead</b></a>) (<b><a href="http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_TF2-HolidayCards.html" target="_blank">Team Fortress 2</a></b>)</p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248581163http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248581163Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:39:16 -0800<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt86d3FTzs1qa3krro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theresekathryn.tumblr.com/post/248450572/jayohaitchen-mythoughtsandmyvoice" target="_blank">theresekathryn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jayohaitchen.tumblr.com/post/247948454/mythoughtsandmyvoice-ibangpurple" target="_blank">jayohaitchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mythoughtsandmyvoice.tumblr.com/post/247935942/ibangpurple-tumadreee-omfffg-i-love-the" target="_blank">mythoughtsandmyvoice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ibangpurple.tumblr.com/post/247933468" target="_blank">ibangpurple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumadreee.tumblr.com/post/246923903" target="_blank">tumadreee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMFFFG! i love the baby’s eyes. + the dog’s cuuute. :D</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>SO CUTE! >w<</p> </blockquote> <p>=O<3</p> </blockquote> <p>CUTENESS OVERLOAD.</p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248580643http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248580643Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:38:19 -0800<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktb8sy7SfA1qzraqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahmeninsuits.tumblr.com/post/248512780/sade-unf-unf-unf-times-a-millie" target="_blank">fuckyeahmeninsuits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sade.tumblr.com/post/248512083/unf-unf-unf-times-a-millie" target="_blank">sade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>UNF UNF UNF-times-a-millie</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>If I had a teacher like Schuster…..yummmmm</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248579883http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248579883Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:37:21 -0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9ph6bHq21qznlcxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jesssica.tumblr.com/post/248531011/love-this-girlwearsmascara-where-should-i" target="_blank">jesssica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Love this!</p> <p><a href="http://girlwearsmascara.tumblr.com/post/247476518" target="_blank">girlwearsmascara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Where Should I Eat? Fast-food flowchart.  Amazing.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248573806http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/248573806Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:29:34 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0re58uZj1qzvhaeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241915211http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241915211Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:18:05 -0800“RT @JeremyHawking Carrie Prejean claims that the Bible allows breast implants. I believe...http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241887775http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241887775Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:48:43 -0800<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfqpFvGD1qzpe8uo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/241759184/needs-via-peruhasdoneit" target="_blank">kari-shma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Needs (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/perudoesitbetter" target="_blank">peruhasdoneit</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>No shit!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241777541http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241777541Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:44:23 -0800<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0k0i8tkE1qzvhaeo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justbeer.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/wells-banana-bread-beer/" target="_blank">Wells Banana Bread Beer </a></p> <p>Interesting…skeptical but interesting..</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241773073http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241773073Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:38:41 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/241762108/tumblr_kt005kNbzK1qz6aaw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kapi.tumblr.com/post/241463436/young-folks-peter-bjorn-and-john-cover-the" target="_blank">kapi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Young Folks (Peter Bjorn and John Cover) — The Kooks</p> </blockquote> <p>Love it!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241762108http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241762108Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:24:53 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswk5irCDw1qzu1fjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://inspiri.tumblr.com/post/241499569/dreamelody-hellaleah-that-just-completed-my" target="_blank">inspiri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dreamelody.tumblr.com/post/241306700/hellaleah-that-just-completed-my-life" target="_blank">dreamelody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hellaleah.tumblr.com/post/241194480/that-just-completed-my-life" target="_blank">hellaleah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that just completed my life.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Pika Pika!!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241760985http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/241760985Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:23:25 -0800<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyqjewXpV1qzc1bso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://garrbro.tumblr.com/post/240643461/haha" target="_blank">garrbro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>haha</p> <p><img height="24" width="24" id="myFxSearchImg" src="data:image/png;base64,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%3D" hidden="true"/></p> </blockquote> <p>OMG!!  HILARIOUS!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240698999http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240698999Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:01:34 -0800<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswua5BWoK1qzwhhno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hammerito.tumblr.com/post/240371680/sognare-lolygagging-whatscookin" target="_blank">hammerito</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sognare.tumblr.com/post/239693084/lolygagging-whatscookin-bippityboppityboo-oh" target="_blank">sognare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lolygagging.tumblr.com/post/239429204/whatscookin-bippityboppityboo-ok-so-sweet" target="_blank">lolygagging</a> / <a href="http://whatscookin.tumblr.com/post/239425128/bippityboppityboo-ok-so-sweet" target="_blank">whatscookin</a> / <a href="http://bippityboppityboo.tumblr.com/post/239424648/ok-so-sweet" target="_blank">bippityboppityboo</a></p> <p>oh my god, how can you <i>not </i>reblog?!</p> </blockquote> <p>EAT IT.</p> <p>jk.</p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240692433http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240692433Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:55:23 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyad3jtM81qzpe8uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/240665785/via-angry-little-girls-by-lela-lee" target="_blank">kari-shma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via: <a href="http://www.algshop.com" target="_blank">Angry Little Girls by: Lela Lee</a></p> </blockquote>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240671284http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240671284Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:34:32 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kpohfny7jWg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kpohfny7jWg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Well Miss Ashley this took the cake on me crying in your compilation of videos!!</p>http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240662952http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/240662952Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:26:09 -0800a cheat sheet/study guide for a Unicru test: (via agentwred) Not completely true…must...http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/239731571http://misstressmay.tumblr.com/post/239731571Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:00:36 -0800